corgisandboobs:

rangerkimmy:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

that is your mom

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

shhmenna:

10 pairs of unrelated movies that are the same when reduced to one sentence.

wfkokkiri:

My Art

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

fishscalepanties:

fishscalepanties:

she wears short skirts i prefer jeans most of the time

shes cheer captain and i am not the cheer captain, because she occupies that position on the cheer team

we cant both be cheer captain

i mean we could be co-captains but thats not what the thing says so

its okay im sure she is very talented

himapapaftw:

do people honestly think that honors students dont cheat

i dare anyone who thinks that to spend a day with a group of honors student friends and see how many times they copy each other within ten minutes

nippled:

people that regularly go to sleep before 10 pm

• ????
• ????????
• ???/
• ??????????????????
• ?
• how

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

imetfrankiero:

thelogicalartist:

bangthebassistfrommcr:

• the chubby lead singer that lost weight
• the short, energetic one
• the quiet one
• the one with the hair that everyone forgets

the question is…am i talking about mcr or fob?

FoB because you’re using the present tense

YOU DID FUCKING NOT JUST GO THERE